Here there be lots of CLAMP, Pokemon and dead gay samurai. Lots of random spam, too.
(That is a lie. This blog is now secretly a RinRei blog. Very secretly.)
BUT HE HAD 7 KIDS AND A WIFE TO FEED SO HE ENDED UP OWNING A GROCERY STORE AFTER SERVING IN WW2
TODAY MY DAD WAS CLEANING THE HOUSE AND FOUND SOME PENCIL DRAWINGS THAT MY GRANDPA DID AND ASKED IF I WANTED TO HAVE THEM AND I
CAN WE JUST LOOK AT THIS
MY BAD WEBCAM PICTURES DON’T EVEN DO THEM JUSTICE LIKE LOOK AT THESE
MY GRANDPA NEVER BECAME A FAMOUS ARTIST
BUT I WANT TO MAKE HIM KNOWN
Omg, that last bit about freezing the cookies…I can totally see them doing that! It’s so cute! UGH THESE TWO. THIS SHIP IS AMAZING.
RIGHT?? I think about these idiots a lot and I have a million scenarios in my head and I want to see them all in fic/art form, but I’m an unproductive member of rinrei society SHAME ON ME but still.
I did not sign up for this hell, how do I get out.
(Bonus: Rin has to explain the concept of sentimental value to Rei, even though he totally gets it; he just wanted to see Rin being a cute butt and all flustered trying to make a point.
Bonus-bonus: Rei makes it a point to refill the box with fresh cookies every week; Rin is all DID YOU PAY ATTENTION AT ALL YOU IDIOT??? but secretly loves the attention, anyway.)
rei baking cookies tho and remembering that they did the dirty on top of THAT very oven he’s using lol. i like the tussling so much. the idiot probs try to turn anything into a competition just to hide how flustered and romantic they’re feeling
Imagine Rin coming home to a batch of ruined cookies like “… what happened?” and Rei is like “… I was distracted.” and Rin just knows why so he casually asks how much longer until the next batch is done and, hey, 20 minutes is not bad, they can definitely get it going in the bedroom in the meantime…
(Turns out they get distracted again. No edible cookies will be had that night.)
AND SPEAKING OF COOKIES, imagine years later, Rei finds out that Rin froze the last couple of the original butterfly cookies so he could keep them for as long as possible, and of course Rei goes on a rant about how completely unsanitary that was and possibly hazardous behavior, too— what if someone ate them??? —and Rin is like “It’s not my fault I couldn’t physically keep the first gift you ever gave me, so I thought I’d try to keep the cookies at least!” and Rei is so confused because he can’t recall ever having given Rin anything prior to the cookies…
(Yes, you guessed it. It’s the relay. Rin meant the relay.)
rinandrei replied to your post “That post just reminded me that the reason why I don’t post…”
the world needs these rinrei proposal/married life HCs of yours believe me so hope you share some uwu and yeah i relate to the struggle. do they have hardcore sex in the kitchen every night? who’s the big spoon for cuddle times? yeahh
Awwh! Well, as long as I don’t have to pick The One, I guess I can post a few, haha…! /)u(\
(They have hardcore sex in the kitchen once; can’t look each other in the eye the next time they share a meal there;) (The kitchen is off limits, the bathroom is too predictable, but they don’t want to stick to the boring safety of the bedroom; that’s how balcony sex happens;)
(Also the big spoon is whoever manages to win their tussling match for the night and exhaust the other first, of course!)
That post just reminded me that the reason why I don’t post proposal/married life headcanons for RinRei is because I have a million different scenarios in my head and I literally can’t pick just one to make Official. Really, ask jagiellon she knows my struggle is real.
I never asked for this hell yet here I am. (ʘ‿ʘ✿)
WANNA SLAM SOME JAMS WITH ME, LITTLE FLUFF MAN?